Different types of Marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" –
That's Direct Marketing... "
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich." Marry him."
That's Advertising. .."
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)“ Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations... "
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!“ Can you marry ! me?"
That's Brand Recognition. .."
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
"That's Customer Feedback..."
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. –
"That's demand and supply gap..."
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything,
another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him –
"That's competition eating into your market share..."
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
"That's restriction for entering new markets..."
---------------------------------Firdoshkhan Mughal----------------------------------
Friday, August 14, 2009
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