Friday, August 14, 2009

Different types of Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich.

"Marry me!" –
That's Direct Marketing... "

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich." Marry him."
That's Advertising. .."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.

"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)“ Marry Me?"

That's Public Relations... "

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!“ Can you marry ! me?"

That's Brand Recognition. .."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –

"That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. –

"That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything,

another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him –

"That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

"That's restriction for entering new markets..."

---------------------------------Firdoshkhan Mughal----------------------------------